Pick a terrible joke.
Browse the shelf. Follow your questionable instincts.
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Bad jokes.
Good price.
Big dad energy. Small change.
Horrible jokes for people with excellent taste
in terrible humor.
50¢ a joke. 10 for $2.50. The eye rolls are complimentary.
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DAD
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DAD
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50¢IN DAD WE TRUST
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SMALL CHANGE. BIG GROANS.
1 VERY BAD JOKE
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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE FREE
TOTAL $0.50
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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE FREE
TOTAL $0.50
100% CORNY ✳ ZERO COOL POINTS ✳ POCKET-CHANGE PUNCHLINES ✳ 100% CORNY ✳ ZERO COOL POINTS
SMALL-BATCH. BIG SIGH.
Fresh off the dad shelf.
Pick your flavor of awful.
50¢ each. Or save 50% with a 10-pack.
THE FIRST GROAN’S ON US
A little taste of bad taste.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
A FOOLPROOF PLAN. EVEN FOR DAD.
Three steps to a worse conversation.
Spend a little. Groan a lot.
Each joke is $0.50, or get all 10 for $2.50. Pay securely with Stripe. Your punchlines unlock after payment.
Make someone groan.
Reveal the punchline. Deploy at dinner. Accept the consequences.